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shadowstep-of-bast:

edgebug:

I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

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award winning author

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someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

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assbutt-in-tardis:

no plz… where is my brain?

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David Karp: Maybe i will sell tumblr....
Yahoo: WE WANT IT !
Tumblr: NOOOOO, YOU WILL NOT !
David Karp: Maybe i should give yahoo tumblr... i will get a lot of money...
Tumblr: DON'T DO IT !
David Karp: I really shoudl do it
Tumblr: WE SAID DON'T DO IT !!
David Karp: Okay i will do this.
Tumblr: IF YOU DO THIS, WE WILL ALL LEAVE TUMBLR !
David Karp: Here it is. Take it yahooo !
Yahoo: Yeah !
Tumblr: FUCK !.......... anyway we will stay !
Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
asicksenseofnothing:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

FUCK

asicksenseofnothing:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

FUCK

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thedoctorpottergames:

so-many-feels-of-so-many-fandoms:

thedoctorpottergames:

POPCOOOOOORN :D

ITS POPCOOOOOORN

YAY POPCOOOOOORN

thedoctorpottergames:

so-many-feels-of-so-many-fandoms:

thedoctorpottergames:

POPCOOOOOORN :D

ITS POPCOOOOOORN

YAY POPCOOOOOORN

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

mutilatedmemories:

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

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